A NEW SHOW ABOUTMONKEY
Monkey doesn't speak English. Monkey doesn't plan. Monkey doesn't apologize. Monkey mostly sits there until the situation gets unreasonable — and then Monkey goes full monkey.
🍌MONKEY
DOESN'T ___
Eight things Monkey doesn't do, now available in unisex heavyweight cotton. Every shirt funds another banana for Monkey. (They don't actually.)
WHAT MONKEY SOUNDS LIKE
Real Monkey voiceover goes here. For now: synth monkey. Keep pressing buttons. Something will happen.
GREATEST MISHAPS
Every bit ends the same way. Monkey sits. The situation gets unreasonable. Monkey goes full monkey. Then a card reads MONKEY DOESN'T ___.
Dog Food Dinner
The People take Monkey grocery shopping. Surf and turf for them. Kibble for Monkey. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Stars Above
A rooftop. A bottle of wine. The People ponder what it all means. Monkey stares at his own foot.
MonkeyTube
Monkey has invented the future of online video. The People hand him an iPad. Monkey discovers YouTube. Monkey goes full monkey.
Couples Counseling
The People drag Monkey to therapy. The therapist asks Monkey how he's feeling. Monkey answers in three ways no one wanted.
The Interview
Monkey is asked about his five-year plan. Monkey shows them his five-minute plan. The room clears.
Airport Security
TSA explains the rules. Monkey explains his rules. Only one of them has a jungle to go back to.
PICK A BIT. PRESS PLAY.
UP NEXT
COMING SOON
MONKEY & HIS PEOPLE
Not his family. Not his owners. Just two people Monkey ended up with. Nobody's said why. Nobody's asked.
MONKEY
Doesn't plan. Doesn't stress. Doesn't apologize. Lives mostly in the kitchen. Once ate a remote.
GUY
Narrates the world around Monkey, as if that will help. Owns 3 pairs of identical jeans. Responsible for the dog food incident.
GAL
Claims Monkey 'came with the apartment.' Keeps the bananas. Not sure why Monkey is here. Not unhappy about it.
HELP MONKEY CATCH LUNCH
Move your cursor. Catch 🍌. Avoid 💩 and 📱 (Monkey broke the last one). Three strikes and Monkey goes full monkey.
MONKEY DOES KARAOKE.
Three songs. One Monkey. No invitations declined. The bouncing 🍌 follows along. Kind of.
DEAR MONKEY,
We read every letter. Monkey does not. Monkey doesn't read.